This is DEFINITELY My Kinda Baking

A nice bottle of red wine would be more to my liking, though!

This was on an online homeschooling group that I read. It gave me a chuckle…

Christmas Cookie Recipe
1 cup of water 1 tsp.
baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp. salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Crown Royal

1- Sample the Crown Royal to check quality.
2- Take a large bowl, check the Crown Royal again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
3- Turn on the electric mixer…Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
4- Add one teaspoon of sugar…Beat again.At this point it’s best to make sure the Crown Royal is still OK, try another cup.. just in case.
5- Turn off the mixer thingy.
6- Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
7- Pick the frigging fruit off floor…
8- Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a dewscriver.Sample the Crown Royal to check for tonsisticity.
9- Next, sift two cups of salt, or something…. who giveshz a heet.
10- Check the Crown Royal.
11- Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
12- Add one table.
13- Add a spoon of ar, or somefink…. whatever you can find.
14- Greash the oven.
15- Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don’t forget to beat off the turner.
16- Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
17- Finish the bottle of Crown Royal.
18- Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

Cherry Mistmas

Advertisements

About Debbie

I am a stay at home mom of 2 energetic children. I homeschool them as well. I have a great husband who, after 7 years of working away from, finally has a job where he is home every night. We are trying to learn how to live together again along with adjusting to the lower pay that came along with the job change.
This entry was posted in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink.

4 Responses to This is DEFINITELY My Kinda Baking

  1. Sirdar says:

    Dawn and I love that recipe!! We should both make it and trade 🙂

  2. Debbie says:

    Better yet, we should make it together. It would be “funner”!

  3. Sirdar says:

    Now your talking!! 🙂 I’ll get the CR. Maybe this weekend would be good?

  4. Debbie says:

    We get to go the Mall this weekend for ds’s birthday party. We’re doing laser tag.

    Now you can call me crazy for planning a party at the mall on a Saturday afternoon a week before Christmas. I hope we make it out alive!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s