It’s Tough to be a Man

I recently got this email.  Now I rarely (and I mean RARELY) pass on email jokes but I thought this was so damn funny and sooooo TRUE that I immediately forwarded it to everyone (so most of you have likely seen it already).  And then I thought it was even blog worthy.

This is, in fact, my life this very weekend!  Adrian invites everyone and then sits back while I do all of the planning and preparation.  🙂

Enjoy…

 

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine..
 
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill – beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:

(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine…
 
(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

Important again:

(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine….
 
(8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
 
  And most important of all:
(10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ‘her night off.’ And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no pleasing some women….

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About Debbie

I am a stay at home mom of 2 energetic children. I homeschool them as well. I have a great husband who, after 7 years of working away from, finally has a job where he is home every night. We are trying to learn how to live together again along with adjusting to the lower pay that came along with the job change.
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7 Responses to It’s Tough to be a Man

  1. giveitatry says:

    I’ve seen this happen many times!

  2. Dawn says:

    I can relate. I think it is a fairly common phenomenon.

  3. Heather says:

    Too funny!!! Except Jeremy seems to be able to handle getting his own beer just fine.

  4. beccy says:

    It’s way too early on a Saturday morning for me to be up but you made me laugh…thank you.

  5. Amanda says:

    Oh so true! This cracked me up. I can definitely relate to this.

  6. Peter says:

    😯 Can one define a woman’s role – again – please 😉

  7. Joy T. says:

    Ah yes. I’ll have to send this right on over to Gregg. He won’t get it of course, but I’m going to send it anyway.

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